Everything Me

captainnaustralia:

the-missing-e-in:

im-a-fan-of-that:

heyheyanna:

weepingdemon:

dad and mom

treat or trick

josh and drake

cheese and mac

stop that thank you

jelly and peanut butter

George and Fred

white and black

Juliet and Romeo

This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr

The scariest thing about this post is that I couldn’t work out what was wrong for a good minute until I read them aloud because my brain automatically read them in their correct order 

lumos5001:

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

also punctuation placement 

lumos5001:

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

also punctuation placement 

nebroska:

nebroska:

does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it

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I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD

Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple…
JK Rowling, Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

the-pizzaking:

my anaconda can’t even

Don’t judge a book by its cover? NO! People judge books by their cover! They fucking do it. They MUST judge books by covers!!! I am a designer! That’s what we do! TO MAKE PEOPLE JUDGE AND INTERESTED BY THE COVER!
my cousin, art student (via toroheicho)

calabozos:

dual-destininies:

when your blog gets popular enough to get anon hate

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legit

swolizard:

rumpelstiltskln:

shopwitme:

rare footage

Raw

ugly tears